Hello Sweetness,
In order to get your poultry in a row, one must know what and where they are. If you can’t tell your goose from a swan, or which one should be cooked, well I’m afraid you may be ducked.
Some people lead very ordered lives with a nice big basket in which to count their eggs.
The rest of us have free-range disco chickens.
No amount of planner-obsessive consumerism will save you from this predicament.
Yours adoringly,
A.
